The Spandau Ballet joke

So Tony Hadley likes to do a bit of gardening these days — he’s getting on a bit, the touring has taken its toll, and he enyoys growing fruit trees. He has a young apple tree that didn’t really take when he planted it last year and it needs some attention, so he goes to the garden centre to get some mulch.

When he gets there he picks up a couple of sacks at a decent price, but when he gets home and opens them up he finds that he’s been sold manure instead. Not what he needed at all.

So back to the garden centre he goes, and complains to the manager. The manager takes a look, crumbles it between his fingers, and says “Nah, I don’t think so mate, it seems right to me”.

And Tony Hadley says, “No, it’s manure, smell it!”

And the manager says “Mate, trust me: this is perfectly good mulch”.

And Tony Hadley says “Ah haha, ha ha. I know this, mulch is, poo.”

4 responses to “The Spandau Ballet joke

  1. John S. Adair

    Love it!

  2. If I may inflict my own upon you in return.
    Batman asks Harry Potter’s Godfather what his favourite Peter Gabriel album is. When he gets his answer he replies, “Why So, Sirius?”

  3. It’s good, but I don’t understand why it has to be Batman.

  4. Actually, it should be the joker (doh!)

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