It’s really not Doctor Who‘s fault at all this time.
But, oh boy, I am annoyed.
For tedious practical reasons, we weren’t able to watch Dark Water, the first part of the two-part series finale, on Saturday night when it came out. So instead we carefully avoided all information about it, and sat down as a family to watch it on Sunday afternoon.
And we thoroughly enjoyed it — the sense of mystery, the truly dark horror, the building tension, the series of carefully calibrated clues, and finally the reveal of exactly what the skeletons in the fishtanks were. A moment of shocking recognition, one of the high-points of the series.
Except that some genius at the BBC decided to use this image as the episode header on the iPlayer, so we all knew what was going to happen.
For heaven’s sake, BBC, how difficult would it have been to pick an image that didn’t give away the entire mystery? Something like this, maybe?
Or even this, which would have been a clever hint to those who know their history?
But no. You had to give the whole thing away.